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Us
Please note, these pictures ARE NOT US. We havent got any pictures of us yet so...yeah.
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Phil Mitchell-Eastenders (Tom J )
Tom is the Big Guy of the team and one of the founding members. Along with Joe V he risked life and limb in RST 1, ending up with a few minor bruses and almost died during the infamous Angel Delight stunt. He nearly broke his wrist falling from a 10 foot slide in RST 2 and the Nature Reserve sketch with Ali is truely legendary. Recently got pulled along by a van while sitting on an old Christmas Tree with Joe. Has taken to wearing bandanas and having his socks pulled up but still destroys his body on street signs, pavements,bushes and metal things. Getting beaten through a wall and having a plasterbord roofing panel smashed over his head are two Function Room moments of fun. |
Al from Happy Days (Joe V)
Joe, along with Tom, was a major player in RST 1. Lasting the distance on Old Sparky with Tom was a big highlight on RST 1, along with the hideous Rounderbout accident on RST 2. Up for anything, Joe will also not hesitate to be covered in Bubblewrap and get GORED into a ditch. Look out for the awsome Tandem Skate Slide with Ali in RST 2, the only team to make a succesfull decent down the Ashwell Slide, what an accolade to have!!! Introducing the universe to Random Dan was a high point in Joes illustrious RST career.
Joes connections with the US (his uncle) means a wider means of equipment and big f*ck off trousers.
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Ali 'The Human Eagle' (Paul from Big Brother)
The newly crowned Deputy head of something or another at KTS has been seen to be the new legend of RST2 thus far. His amazing Human Eagle capabilities, especially from high things like lamp posts and trees, have made his presence felt very heavily indeed. The former England Basketball captain insists on wiping the glass before drinking, even when drunk, and is in fact black. That white face mask is just a disguise.
Owns one of the most bizarre Night Fever style school shirts of all time. |
Seb (Ross from Friends)
Seb is probably the campest person in the crew, who participates in the "Get naked and run into a garden" mission all on his own! His film knowledge and his editing capabilities have made him a big part of the technical side to the filming. Having been the brains behind such epic ideas as SAS Angel Delight and the legendary Lamp Decent. He isn't lacking in the messed up department mentality necessary for any of the crew. If you ever were to see him at a pub, or any other place where illegal drinking is seen, be sure to call him Sam.
Likes midgets and foreheads.
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Pod (Louis Theroux)
Arguably the brains behind the brawn of RST, Pod is easily the most f*cked up member of the team. Although he was kept behind the camera in the first edition, his prowess has become more known during RST2 in such sections as the Tree Felling and Bush Wars. His plans for public destruction will be made clear in the third coming, such as the incredible 'Urine Cologne' and Van Halen medallies to random people, which will be seen in "RST3: Why Aren't We Dead Yet?"
His bands will feature in the videos, including the sublime Hard White song "Bo". Likes ska-core. |
Beadie (Hagrid)
The bearded warrior has sadly not participated yet in the filming of RST2, but is the stand out legend of the first coming. His bush fall is now engraved in local folk-lore along with random other bearded folk from ages ago. His girlfriends are really rank... oh wait maybe not.
Due to working too much with Pod, he's now gone mad. Likes dancing down supermarket aisles and talking to cages.
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Jack (Alvin the Chipmunk)
Jack was the main victim to Tom's wake up calls, but in Payback, he gave his just deserts. The huge Metallica fan has also given the world such gems as "Tigger and Roo", and the now forever engraved in many a mind phrase.. "That's prison langa."
A true legend among men. |
Rob "Impact Boy" (the guy on the right)
The mutton chop over challenged one known as Rob has up until the recent filming been known simply as the guy who smokes and gets in all the shots for no particular reason. He has now been re-named Impact Boy, after a sterling session of smacking into floors and various vehicles. A healthy RST career beckons.
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Tom Marlow (H from Steps)
Tom has been christened in the RST church since the beginning, and thanks to his mighty Ford Fiesta, he has been our designated chauffeur. He's obtained a monstrous camera, and will now be part of the editing team. True marvellousity. |
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